The only time I played with Chuck Norris

shant · #1 11-23-2005, 12:29 AM

So I'm at Commerce and Chuck Norris walks in and sits at my 4/8 table. We're 9 handed now. Chuck sits down and posts his BB.

I look down at KK UTG and I go to raise but Chuck Norris karate kicks the [censored] out of me.

whiskeytown · #2 11-23-2005, 12:45 AM

the lameness you exhibit in OOT is leaking to other fourms...

RB

tpir90036 · #3 11-23-2005, 12:52 AM

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the lameness you exhibit in OOT is leaking to other fourms...

RB

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smoke and then read this thread. it gets way better.

whiskeytown · #4 11-23-2005, 12:54 AM

can't - I'm out....anyone got a contact in Mpls? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

#5 11-23-2005, 12:54 AM

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the lameness you exhibit in OOT is leaking to other fourms...

RB

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Gawdamighty! I got 6 lines! I can't make up my mind!

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shant · #6 11-23-2005, 12:56 AM

Why do you tease us by switching your avatar to something that isn't your face and then switch it back?

whiskeytown · #7 11-23-2005, 12:56 AM

again your originality is left wanting...

That was funny the first time - when Jimmy Stewart was a young boy.

RB

shant · #8 11-23-2005, 01:02 AM

On a scale of 1 to 10 your comebacks are AIDS.

whiskeytown · #9 11-23-2005, 01:03 AM

floater....like crap in the bottom of the toilet.

Nice handle. But hey, at least you can rise to the top SOMEWHERE.

None of this changes the fact it's a lame thread - a cry for attention based upon the success of Smoothcall's stories. Usually, post get deleted for that.

Go back to OOT.

RB

Piiop · #10 11-23-2005, 01:04 AM

You're lucky you didn't make direct eye contact - it could've been much worse.