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Old 11-28-2005, 03:40 AM
YourFoxyGrandma YourFoxyGrandma is offline
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Default Re: Trip report: 1st Time I used my Lap Top in the Head

I can't really think of anything worse...
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:05 AM
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And I found the story very funny. But how the hell do you shoot stuff out while sitting on the toilet? You must be rather skinny, have a huge toilet, or both??

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I think what happened was that I "opened the hatch" before I was sitting the whole way down. As a result the crap splashed in the toilet and came back out between my legs. I am skinny and the toilet is pre-water conservation so it is big and very full of water. There was also carmel crap on the back of the toilet,the bath mat, and all over my balls.

God Damn Boy Scouts!
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:10 AM
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If something similar has already been posted flame away, I blame the search function.


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Yeah we get "I sh*t on my laptop" threads weekly.

Please don't post again.

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I guess I was worried because people are so provincial on here. Thanks for proving me wrong.
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:36 AM
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Default Re: Trip report: 1st Time I used my Lap Top in the Head

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Old 11-28-2005, 04:38 AM
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Default Re: Trip report: 1st Time I used my Lap Top in the Head

We big city type sophisticates are always trading diarrhea stories here. It's what separates us from the animals.
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:40 AM
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We big city type sophisticates are always trading diarrhea stories here. It's what separates us from the animals.

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Call me Mr Picky, but I'm okay with the French girl 'chocolate milkshaking' her boss's balls midride in the jungle, but pooping on a laptop? meh.
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:22 AM
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We big city type sophisticates are always trading diarrhea stories here. It's what separates us from the animals.

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Literal LOL
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:57 AM
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Default Re: Trip report: 1st Time I used my Lap Top in the Head

I'm sure that a lot of people don't get it right the first time.

Astroglide (I think) did a very good job of not even staining his drawers while running to the bathroom once while on IRC and having lava shoot out of his arse. We shall call him the professional, and you the amateur.

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Old 11-28-2005, 11:40 AM
Lazymeatball Lazymeatball is offline
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Turns out carmel corn makes you have to crap something fierce.

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I don't think anyone else has this problem, stop blaiming the caramel corn and see a Doctor. And I've never heard of anyone having diarrhea on the can and having it splash out of the toilet. What you're telling me is that you partially [censored] on your bathroom floor, which has nothing to do with bringing a labtop into the bathroom or buying popcorn from the boyscouts. You are just sick.
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Old 11-28-2005, 11:47 AM
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This is freakin hilarious.
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