I guess the cat thought it was milk ...

[antidan444]

After a wonderful lovemaking session tonight, my wife and I are in the bathroom cleaning up. As she finishes drying off after her shower, she walks back into the bedroom, and suddenly I get an earful of this:

"NO, PEACHY!!!"

I take the two steps to the bedroom door and look over her shoulder, and sure enough, our feline princess, an orange tabby named Peaches -- usually the most prissy, upper-class cat in the universe -- is going to town on the wet spot on our bed like it's Thanksgiving dinner.

My wife: "This will make a great post on your poker forum."

Sorry, no pics or peachy jokes. Just sharing.

[stanky]

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our feline princess, an orange tabby named Peaches -- usually the most prissy, upper-class cat in the universe

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Are you sure you're straight?

[diebitter]

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"NO, PEACHY!!!"


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[MonkeeMan]

Peachy likes fresh clam juice.

[PoBoy321]

Peachy goes to town on the wet spot all the time. It's really par for the course.

[Stuey]

[antidan444]

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our feline princess, an orange tabby named Peaches -- usually the most prissy, upper-class cat in the universe

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Are you sure you're straight?

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I'm a writer. It's my job to describe things. And I did not name the cat, although the name fits.

"Godammit thats a bad kitty!!"

[Cumulonimbus]

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"NO, PEACHY!!!"


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Hey! What The [censored]? You [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] piece of [censored] [censored] [censored]!

Goddamnit if you're gonna bite mah style get it the [censored] right [censored] [censored]

NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY