A real conversatation from tonight

[Joseph Busti]

Read all the way through if your goign to start, the first part isnt that interesting but yeah, this was a real live conversation in full tonight....... I replaced a few words with microsoft word word replacer, like screw...


Me: man dude
Me: you shoulda saw this slut i met today
Me: so i get to my friends house in austin
Me: hes playin grand theft auto
Me: one dudes drunk passed out on the floor
Me: and another passed out on the couch
Me: and this one girl past out in the bed with a breast popped out and showing
moron: nice
Me: turns out
Me: everyone in the house cept the guy that brought her met her last ngiht
Me: and low an behold
Me: i get brought into another room buy my friend cody
Me: and he shows me a video of her strippin, masterbating, then getting tag teamed by em
moron: haha great
Me: yeah
Me: somehow
Me: i woke this bitch up from her slutty sluber at (2pm)
Me: by the talkin goin on in the room
Me: and shes like
Me: "wanna screw?"
Me: like, first thing she says to me
Me: im like nah i cant, i have a girlfriend
Me: then shes like
Me: "want me to perform felatio on you then, its not cheating"
Me: and again, i say no
Me: and seriously not a minute later
Me: i look back and the bitch is passed out already
moron:
Me: evidentily, this girl had sex with a dog too
Me: like no lie
Me: a dog
moron: woof
Me: she was good lookin too, just a fkin hoe bag
Me: big ole titties
Me: could you do a girl if you knew she had sex with a dog before?
moron: dunno
moron: never had that bit of information
moron: as long as she got her shots I guess it's fine
Me: yeah, rabies and all
moron: maybe it was a really smart dog
Me: roflmfao
Me:
#942686794: Me wins $5.50
Me: dont hate
moron:

Me: i dunno bout that dog thing bro
Me: what you raise utg with in 5/10
moron: KQs
Me: theres realy gotta be someing wrong with a person to commit beastiality
moron: it's like an animate dildo
Me: no its not
Me: its like
Me: a screwing dog screwing a human
moron: it's like an animate dildo
Me: dude, thats in the same list as screwing a dead person
moron: no... that's like an actual dildo
moron: and you get into issues with disrespecting the dead person
moron: so that's screwed up
Me: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Me: your jerkin my chain right?
moron: No
moron: a dog is just another animal
moron: just like people
moron: just hairier
moron: and no opposable thumb
Me: your retarded
moron: some people get pretty damn hairy too
moron: certain dogs are less gross than certain humans
Me: shut up
Me: your screwin with me
moron: I don't have a "human superiority complex"
moron: would I screw a dog?
moron: no
moron: I don't think they look good
Me: roflmfao
Me: what abotu a cat
Me: cats are cute
moron: but as far as a fundamental problem
moron: now that's just sick
moron: cats are the worst animal on the face of the earth
moron: utterly useless
moron: and not loyal
moron: how many chicks do cats?
moron: none
moron: you think it's animal cruelty?
moron: for a chick to get screwed by a dog?
Me: no
moron: she can't get pregnant
Me: i think its utterly disgusting
Me: and obvious reasons on why its wrong
moron: there's -no- reason why it's wrong
Me: haha, funy joke, you can stop now
moron: ok
moron: I don't see why it's wrong
moron: there's definitely no obvious reason
Me: ok, so you walk in on your dog screwin your sister, and shes just having a good ole moaning orgasm time with this dog..........
moron: ok
moron: the problem is that I look at it as masturbation
Me: and your thoughts on this?
moron: and would react the same way as seeing my sister doing that
moron: the humor aspect would make it more bearable than seeing her getting screwed by some dude
moron: BEARable
moron: get it
moron: haha
moron: I noticed that after I wrote it
Me: so youd rather walk in on your sis bangin a dog rather than a dude?
moron: getting absolutely crushed in 2-4
moron: yeah
moron: the dog ain't gonna get her pregnant
Me: ITS A SCREWING DOG
moron: so?
moron: it's like a moving dildo
Me: no its not
moron: yes itis
Me: a dildo is a piece of plastic
moron: and that's where we disagree
Me: with batteries
Me: and isnt living
Me: a dog
Me: is a living animal
Me: species
Me: and
moron: so?
Me: your a moron if you think theres nothign with with beastiality
moron: there are a lot of bacteria on your nuts
Me: im almost praying here for a " im just screwin with you"
moron: what do you think sex is?
moron: maybe that's the problem
moron: I think that a chick screwing a dog is the same as a chick riding a horse
Me: then i feel bad for your mental illness
moron: hahahaha
moron: if the chick were trying to get pregnant by screwing a dog, then well
moron: I think that she'd have a problem
moron: but yeah
moron: about that dog thing
moron: here are the questions I ask myself
Me: stop
moron: 1. does it hurt anyone
moron: 2. is it any of my business
moron: do I think it's crazy? yeah I guess. I wouldn't do it.
moron: But is that my call to make?
moron: No
moron: that's how I look at things
moron: that's how I have to look at things
moron: farmers screw sheep
moron: that's the same thing
moron: are they messed up in the head?
moron: nah, they're lonely with nothing better to do

I edited a few harsh words out

[bullocksmithy]

1. You should not verbally abuse those with whom you are engaged in argument. What if someone verbally abused you?

2. Never claim your opponents are insane. Christ was said to be possessed by a demon. Muhammad was called mad. The Soviets imprisoned their dissidents in mental hospitals. What if you were called insane?

3. Never question the sincerity of your interlocuter's beliefs. What if he questioned your sincerity?

4. He has a worldview that you do not agree with, fine. Do not invite him round for tea.

I am a Christian and bestiality is condemned in the Old Testament specifically. However, a secular morality cannot have any qualms about bestiality. Mankind kills animals for food but could not have sex with them. What is worse being [censored] or being killed? Take your choice.

PS- your post makes you look bad and your opponent civilised and reasonable.

[degenerategambler]

Whatever, dude. OLd Testament yadayadayada morality etc etc etc "Bible says:..... having sex with animals is wrong I can figure that out on my own. BTW what does the bible say about mid range pocket pairs UTG? Just curious......

[Fitz]

There is actually a parable in the New Testament about a man who lost half his farm drawing to inside straights and lost the other half when he finally hit one.

Good luck all,

Fitz

[degenerategambler]

im glad somebody has a sense of humor. I laughed out loud at that.....

[bullocksmithy]

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Whatever, dude. OLd Testament yadayadayada morality etc etc etc "Bible says:..... having sex with animals is wrong I can figure that out on my own. BTW what does the bible say about mid range pocket pairs UTG? Just curious......

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"Limp 77s, raise 88s and 99s", Brad, ch2 v8: The Old English Bible.

[BeerMoney]

Dude, you're thinking you're way too cool and funny for having this conversation.

[Howard Burroughs]

Dude,

I think your "conversation" might fit in better on rgp then in the 2+2 "psych" forum.

Or maybe the Howard Stern Show.




Best of Luck

Howard

[Al Schoonmaker]

I did not read much of the "conversation," but my reaction was similar to Howard's. Why was this posted here?
This is a serious forum about POKER psychology.
Al

[Wahoo91]

He has now posted this in several forums.

Like others state above the "moron" actually sounds quite a bit smarter than the poster.