5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

[arod15]

Please follow the following steps to properly piss in the toilet.
1)Lift up the toilet seat (unless you are feeling risky and think you can hit your target)
2)unzip your pants and becareful not to catch your forskin if you arent cut
3)Pull out and aim in the toilet and not at the rim
4)realease fluids and wiggle when complete
5)if you happen to fail to hit your target, as happens to the best of us please clean your urine off the seat

Why post this? Because over the past week I have repeatedly found myself having a tough decision at the toilet. I had to choose between hovering to take a [censored] or whiping another persons piss. So if your challenged and cant hit your target have the decency to clean it. THANKS

[touchfaith]

Your 'wiggle' move contributes to the problem.

Please learn to flick.

[arod15]

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Your 'wiggle' move contributes to the problem.

Please learn to flick.

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I never claim to be one of those people who hits the target. I miss more often that not but at least i clean it. Not asking for 100% accuracy but would like it if people had the decency to clean.....

[TStokes]

6)zip up

[arod15]

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6)zip up

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do that on your own time i just want a clean toilet if you get arrested for indecent exposure thats on you. Also while zipping make sure not to get your beans stuck above your frank as like something about mary.....

[Reef]

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Your 'wiggle' move contributes to the problem.

Please learn to flick.

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if you flick it more than twice, you're playing

[Warik]

You forgot about flushing.

I wish a microbomb were implanted into whoever doesn't flush a public toilet, so that when I flush it, he blows up and dies and stuff.

[smb394]

And what the hell is with those people who insist on taking a piss in a stall when there a several good urinals available too? Esp. in a clean, decent bathroom?

[FouTight]

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Why post this? Because over the past week I have repeatedly found myself having a tough decision at the toilet. I had to choose between hovering to take a [censored] or whiping another persons piss. So if your challenged and cant hit your target have the decency to clean it. THANKS

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Man, this site REALLY sucks now, they even sensore the word "pee"

[Warik]

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And what the hell is with those people who insist on taking a piss in a stall when there a several good urinals available too? Esp. in a clean, decent bathroom?

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What if some guy walks in and violates urinal ettiquette while you're trying to piss?

Too much to risk. Stalls ftw.