Minor medical advice needed

bort411 · #1 12-01-2005, 10:37 PM

So today I have fallen ill and I wanted to see if 2+2 could offer any advice.

Bascially, my body is rejecting whatever I put in it. I woke up this moring feeling nautious, but went to work anyway and had some ginger ale. About 2 hours later, I violently vomited what looked like all of the 16 ounces I drank.

Afterward, I felt fine, so I went home and brushed my teeth and returned to work. This time I drank about 10oz of water. Two hours later, it was the same result (and the clearest vomit I have ever produced). I went home, took a nap for 3 hours, had 16oz of orange juice, and two hours later vomited again, and this time as an added bonus the vomiting was accompanied by diarrhea.

I haven't eaten anything since midnight last night, and I feel relatively fine except for the vomiting spells and the lack of an appetite.

I'm really not the type of person who gets sick, so I don't know if this is a flu or a virus or whatever. Anyway, I would appreciate some advice.

bwana devil · #2 12-01-2005, 10:39 PM

amputate

radek2166 · #3 12-01-2005, 10:41 PM

Do u have a temp?

LondonBroil · #4 12-01-2005, 10:41 PM

masturbate

#5 12-01-2005, 10:42 PM

you're gonna die in 24 hours. there's nothing we can do. i'm sorry.

<font color="white">see a doctor, if you're that damn worried. you probably only have food poisoning, and its gone in 24-48.</font>

#6 12-01-2005, 10:44 PM

Bird flu. Definitly bird flu.

dblgutshot · #7 12-01-2005, 11:59 PM

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you're gonna die in 24 hours. there's nothing we can do. i'm sorry.

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Agreed. Sit down and watch a dvd boxset of 24 (which season is up to you) until you die.

#8 12-01-2005, 11:59 PM

obviously the first season.

#9 12-01-2005, 10:48 PM

A nicely rolled L usually works for me...serious

PokerGoblin · #10 12-01-2005, 11:09 PM

You probably have some sort of stomach virus or maybe mild food poisoning.

Wait it out a bit longer, if you still can't hold anything down, see a doctor.