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Old 12-19-2005, 05:33 PM
bigt2k4 bigt2k4 is offline
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Default Home game beat

We were playing 1000NL Hold Em 5way home game(I mean NL, u can bet anything u want) I held AA UTG raised 4X, BB calls, flop AKK
BB fires out for $100, hero raises $400, BB raises to $100, hero raises to $2000, BB says I go all in for my entire home and car(he drives a nice old Mustang, but has a crappy run down home) I do not have enough to match this, so I offer him my Corolla, and my hot wife. He accepts and offers to flip them and no further betting, I accept. He flips over AK, my AA holds up and I take his car and home.



He then calls my hot wife and tells her that I risked her in a poker game, she is horrified and leaves me for him. It was her house( her parents were billionaires), she kicks me out of the house and because of our prenup, I get nothing. I went from a $10million dollar home and a really hot wife, to an old Mustang and a run down @#$! box of a house despite winning the hand. Must be worst beat ever
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:03 PM
ZenMusician ZenMusician is offline
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Default Re: Home game beat

C-

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Old 12-19-2005, 06:55 PM
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Default Re: Home game beat

I'm laughing (a lot), but I'm not really sure why.

nh, sir.
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Old 12-19-2005, 07:03 PM
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wow you must have been really close to your wife..
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:43 PM
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You gotta get his cell phone in the pot if you are going to be wagering you wife. This is basic poker theory.
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:54 PM
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Double or nothing?
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