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Old 12-24-2005, 02:29 PM
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"Thanks I just got a manicure."



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lol..
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Old 12-24-2005, 03:04 PM
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Wow, he actually farted. What a great time that must have been. Really awesome stuff. I'm laughing now just picturing it, I can't imagine actually being there to experience it. It must a have been a magical moment for the whole table. I guess this is the kind of Christmas miracle that will stay with you your whole life.

Happy Holidays!
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Old 12-24-2005, 03:08 PM
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farts are always hilarious too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-24-2005, 03:55 PM
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That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

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You must have missed the part where the guy actually farted in his pants.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:28 PM
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It was funny because the fart came out in little bursts everytime he chuckled. So it was like Put Put Put Put Put Put.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:35 PM
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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."
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Old 12-24-2005, 08:23 PM
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King Jack-off.
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Old 12-24-2005, 11:12 PM
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Clearly this is the Beavis and Butthead thread. LOL!

OK...

QQ = Sigfried and Roy... a pair of queens.
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Old 12-25-2005, 12:12 AM
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Like a foreigner at his dry cleaning store "i fold"
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Old 12-25-2005, 12:26 AM
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One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

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When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?
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