Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?

In Canada the age of consent is 14?!?!? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
But if you film having sex with your 14 year old girl it is kiddie porn.

[SuitedSixes]

My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.


I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 12-year-old."

[MyTurn2Raise]

That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

So I'm hitting this girl from behind. I take the big man out and SIIHP. The girl turns her head and says, "Isn't that a little presumptuous of you?"
I respond, "Isn't presumptuous a big word for a 13 year old?"

[AlphaWice]

Actually, young girls often lie about their age because they really want it. Watch out.