do all the assclowns play 20+2 ? (no poker content)

[dfscott]

The turning point for me feeling good about my play was the the SnG where I got this:

u absolutely suck dfscott
i had you beat
every time
u are just lucky as #$##

Made me feel all warm inside. I thought about printing it out and framing it. Sort of like your first dollar.

[Skipbidder]

I don't believe that it is affecting my play. Obviously I could be wrong.

[Kanchi]

I got called a 'stupid [censored] jewfag' once.

Yeah they all say 'you don't know how to play poker, just steal blinds', 'do you do anything else?', etc.

What sucks is when they tilt call with 95o and you actually have a hand like JJ and finish OTM >.<

[Blarg]

"Any two can win" always works.

[Blarg]

hahaha, that's pretty good - a badge of honor!

[J-Lo]

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The turning point for me feeling good about my play was the the SnG where I got this:

u absolutely suck dfscott
i had you beat
every time
u are just lucky as #$##

Made me feel all warm inside. I thought about printing it out and framing it. Sort of like your first dollar.

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the best is... I challenged one of these clowns to a HU match. He gladly accepted for $50. So we go the $50 party tables with blinds at .50-1. I pick up TT first hand in BB, AND PUSH ALL 50X BB. He called w/ AJ and i won. Then i'm like "done?" He's like "yes, i've exceeded my withdrawal limit!" LOL LOL LOL!!! Then he sits down w/ his last $11 and i proceed to take those too-- am i a terrible person for doing this, and enjoying it so much? The way i took his $11 was the best, he had 9 left, so i pushed w/ 96s and he called and lost, didn't see what he had.

[dfscott]

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am i a terrible person for doing this, and enjoying it so much? The way i took his $11 was the best, he had 9 left, so i pushed w/ 96s and he called and lost, didn't see what he had.

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Have you read "The Biggest Game in Town"? This reminds me of the final part.

[Slim Pickens]

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"Any two can win" always works.

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The best part is that the three idiots left at a four-handed table who berate you for calling a powerhouse like K4o with 86s for 3:1 in the pot have no idea this is 47% true. Makes me feel superior just thinking about it.

Slim

[tjh]

I love the sass I get from the other players. Like others have said it is a badge of honor.

I had one guy play back at me after a serious round of me stealing the blinds and grabbing the flops. In his words " You found the check button !!" My response was "Yeah I needed to read the instructions for the check button, first time I used it". Another guy said " I am gonna trap you tjh just wait". Thanks for the warning!! he obviously knew what a trap was, had noticed my aggression and knew how to fight it , he did go on to trap me but not for all my chips.

My chat strategy is that I invite them to educate me. I call them good players, ask for tips, etc etc. I basically fall in love with the worst fish at the table and give him all the friendly attention he needs to stick around.

As for the sharks, I use chat against them. No offense to the fellow sharks but when I am check-raised I let the table know it. "Check-raiser, check-raiser, check-raiser" on and off for the next 15 minutes usually drives a shark from my ring game. Tourneys I keep quiet, the check raiser is obviously at least slightly competent so I note him in my notes and hope he takes a few fish down before I take all his chips, or I hope I am in the money before he/she takes all of mine.

[syka16]

lol. And after that they folded the SB to you on the next orbit.