Poker haiku

[Scuba Chuck]

BisonBison please
Review your hand history
EZ for to read

[ColdestCall]

LOL - posted this in another thread today b4 stumbling upon this one, but I guess is makes more sense here (particularly since someone had like 12 syllables in the second line of one of these....)

Take five syllables
Next add a line of seven
Five more makes haiku.

and, while I'm at it...

Limping pokcet pairs
EP in the fifty-fives
Is overrated.

-Coldest Call
who started doing this haiku thing as an attention getting ploy after a number of serious posts were roundly ignored...


and, what the heck, while I'm here....

Tight till level four
Then start pushing your chips in
What an easy game.

When I am first in,
The other guy isn't sure
That I have nothing.

and

The pain increases
Another big hand busted
I should drink more beer.

[the shadow]

Clarkmeister:

Never fold headsup
Especially with a pair
Often one pair wins

[Costanza]

Pocket kings: reraise!
Respect my authority!
Oh... you have aces.

[tomdemaine]

can I get rakeback?
I want to cheat poker sites.
Oh why am i banned


I have a great plan
to beat roulette, just bet red
over and over.

[the shadow]

Some more, from RGP, courtesy of Google:

slamster:

the Way of Poker
is simply to play the game
not to win or lose

the cards do not care
What happens: flop, turn, river
push the chips. next hand


gmr:

ace and king of spades
fantastic, I flopped two pair!
oh no! running flush!


Eleaticus:

me pocket-rockets
and small blind 5-2 offsuit
the poker gods chuckle


Saint Cad:

aces in the hand
sitting at a tight table
only buys the blinds


DP75089:

my kings are beaten
it cannot be my playing
on-line poker cheats


Perry Friedman:

Omaha hi/lo
Unfuckingbelievable
I'm rivered again


Doctor K:

Pocket Aces. Cracked.
He flopped a straight with deuce-five.
Nice hand, sir. Well played.


Terrence Chan:

Discipline like monk
Skillful with game selection
Adequate bankroll


Dan Kimberg:

It takes more to play
poker than I can express
in twenty-five words


Karlon West:

The fish want to call
The fish do not want to fold
Make them call, get rich


Mr. Bob:

a haiku on poker
more precise term is needed
i suggest poku


anonymous:

money you don't lose
matters more in the long run
than money you win

good holdem players
must remain aggressive. oops,
ran into aces