A Limerick requested by Cardcounter

[Wake up CALL]

There once was a cardcounter from Gaul
whose dick was ever so small
he took out the tweezers
wondering if all the old geezers
could help him find his dick after all

[bholdr]

There was a young man from stamboul
who soliloquized thus to his tool
you took all my wealth
and ruined my health
and now you won't pee you old fool

and here's one i wrote (in OOT) for my tombstone:

Here lies poor Brian H
played poker till age 88
when he finally caught
the royal he sought
his heart burst and he fell flat on his face

i love limericks. here's one for you:

wakeupcall, in a conservitive posting,
said 'kill all the towelheads!' (well, mostly)
was he joking or not
or just high on pot?
either way, he deserves this lyrical roasting.

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we should have a thread that has to ba all in limerick form. it's so serious in here sometimes i find myself believing what turns out to be sarcasm.

[Wake up CALL]

Those are great, nice to find someone to laugh along with now and again. Bravo! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[CORed]

shouldn't that be "old man from Stamboul"?

[lastchance]

*groan*

[bholdr]

i thought so too, but that's the way it was printed. it's an STD joke...