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Old 10-25-2005, 04:37 PM
BobboFitos BobboFitos is offline
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Oy Gevalt.

The funny thing is that the Jewish stereotypes that these jokes play off hardly even exist anymore.

Except for the one with the two mothers talking about their sons - that one is dead on.

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they're pretty dead on

((is jewish))
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:40 PM
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Why did God create Gentiles?

Someone has to pay retail.
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:52 PM
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he funny thing is that the Jewish stereotypes that these jokes play off hardly even exist anymore.

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Hmm, maybe this is just a function of where you live/how you were brought up. For me, most of these are still dead on.

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I was brought up in a community that was probably 90% Jewish and I attended and had a Bar Mitzvah at an orthodox synagouge. My grandparents were immigrants from Poland and lived in Brooklyn. My grandfather had a shop on the Lower East Side. My dad was a doctor. Those are some solid Jewish credentials. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I guess I'm lucky that my mom isn't one of these kvetchy women who use guilt on their sons.

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Old 10-25-2005, 04:55 PM
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If you live and do business in NYC, Miami or LA you will get these jokes. Very funny, BTW. <says the gentile>
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:56 PM
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I laughed out loud. And sent it to my non-Jewish girlfriend. She didn't get it.
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:57 PM
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Can someone take away his Jew card? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-25-2005, 05:58 PM
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I always pay retail.

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Can someone take away his Jew card? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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funniest post on the thread
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Old 10-25-2005, 06:17 PM
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If you live and do business in NYC, Miami, Chicago or LA you will get these jokes. Very funny, BTW. <says the gentile>

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FYP
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Old 10-25-2005, 06:52 PM
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...so the waiter goes to the table of yentas and asks "Is anything ok"

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Old 10-25-2005, 07:12 PM
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