Getting verbally abused on PP - thanks to 2+2!

[45suited]

Table captain to my right has been criticizing everyone during the game. Blinds are 50-100. I'm short stacked (t550) in SB with ac5c. Captain, with t900 open LIMPS (which he'd been doing alot) on the button. I push, BB folds, Captain calls with A3o! I catch a 5 and win the pot. He says, "LMAO. How can you go all-in with A5 you idiot?" I resist the temptation to tell him that only an idiot would limp with A3 in his position. Later, he goes on to say, "I've played you twice before and if it wasn't for luck you'd never win."

Down to 3 handed, fairly even stacks, I push on the button with Ah5h. He calls with QJo and loses. Then he says, "LOL... so f-ing lucky again. You lucky XXXX."

I love players who don't understand the gap and who think that suited aces are lucky to hold up against qj. What I love even more is getting abused by them for being a stupid player.

Anybody have favorite comebacks for this stuff or do you just keep quiet and take their money?

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[LeVoodoo]

" THX 4 TEH CHIPZ!! "

[Shillx]

You will quickly learn that the people who talk the most trash play the worst poker. Just let them do their thing as long as it is directed at you. I would much rather have them say [censored] to me then some bad player.

Brad

[mike28]

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You want them to think you're an idoit.

If you're feeling nice:
Any two can win
Better lucky than good

Kindy frisky:
Only if they're suited brah
Good enough to get your chips
I can see the cards before they come out

Filmaffy:
Push any 2 holla icm 40% +EV I read books you donk

[Ogre]

I like to say "I was ahead the whole time!" when i get abused after sucking out with something like JJvsQQ.

[Karak567]

I just tell them my pattern mapper told me it was coming.

Or just "ty" rattles them up.

[DasLeben]

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Push any 2 holla icm 40% +EV I read books you donk

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Awesome. I might add "bahah" after that for effect though.

[cha59]

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You want them to think you're an idoit.

If you're feeling nice:
Any two can win
Better lucky than good

Kindy frisky:
Only if they're suited brah
Good enough to get your chips
I can see the cards before they come out

Filmaffy:
Push any 2 holla icm 40% +EV I read books you donk

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Great post

[mike28]

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Push any 2 holla icm 40% +EV I read books you donk

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Awesome. I might add "bahah" after that for effect though.

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perfect.