Getting verbally abused on PP - thanks to 2+2!

[45suited]

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I'm pretty sure I was in this game with you. Was it a 20+2 at party? I was cracking up at that guy the entire game. I always find players like that entertaining.

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Yeah, Party 20+2... I play the 22's once in a while, this was one of 'em. Guys like this is why I leave the chat on, at least up until bubble time.

I'm gonna start keeping a list of comebacks that I find on this forum... The only thing I worry about with firing a smart comment back is that I don't want to get an unwanted spite call at the wrong time, so I usually stay quiet.

[tjh]

I ask them for advice. Or I put them in my buddy list so I can find them for another game.

Things like..

"did I do something wrong ?"
"how would you play it ?"
"can I pay you for lessons ?"
"I am new at this "
"Just playin for fun "

[syka16]

I make more an hour in rakeback than your mom does sucking off Japs in the Disneyland hotel

[Newt_Buggs]

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I like the people who abuse. Poker can get dull at times, so i find it entertaining when someone livens up the game

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I think its awesome when i get verbally abused, it makes the game entertaining. I usually just agree with them and tell them either how much I suck or how great they are at poker and just go from there. If i turned chat off I would be missing out on some of the great entertainment that I have gotten from these convos

on a side note, I'm feeling left out. I played some $20s today where i got verbally abused a lot and it made me realize that people don't talk sh*t much at the $50s. Anyone else noticed that?

[Dallara]

I think I read both of these on the forum originally. If someone really starts abusing me, I like to say either
"y, you really outplayed me that hand"
or
"imagine how many of your chips I'd have if I played well"

this usually initiates another couple lines of swearing. lol.

[valenzuela]

dont be such a wuss, just tell them " im a fish"

[KingDan]

For me its the opposite. People think A2 is PWNING 10/J.

[KJ o]

"Can't win if you fold"

It upsets the "pros" and I hope some other moron will actually believe it's true. (The last is probably futile, though.)

[KJ o]

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Filmaffy:
Push any 2 holla icm 40% +EV I read books you donk

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Excuse the noob, but what's "Filmaffy"?

I did get the second line, which makes me a noob-nerd. Poor me...

[BradleyT]

Bill Fillmaff. He's been taking the poker world by storm this year, can't believe you haven't heard of him.

He's got some videos out at PlanetStacked

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