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Old 10-24-2005, 01:36 PM
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Default The lady in the produce section

You see her shopping in the produce section. She doesn't notice you at all. Middle aged, wedding ring on, nothing real special but still you'd like to go home and bang her right then. What do you say?
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:37 PM
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You see her shopping in the produce section. She doesn't notice you at all. Middle aged, wedding ring on, nothing real special but still you'd like to go home and bang her right then. What do you say?

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Old 10-24-2005, 01:38 PM
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:43 PM
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Default Re: The lady in the produce section

Very nice.
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:44 PM
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Not mine. See the "are you happy with your penus" thread for the original artist. I would have cited my source, but I was lazy.
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:57 PM
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i say you're an idiot and do your [censored] shopping.
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:59 PM
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Took me about a half a second to realize what that was. Then a lot of people stared at me laughing in the comp lab... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:16 PM
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Duh you ask her a question about whatever produce she is standing next to and then compliment her and say something funny to make her laugh and then you ask her to go for a cup of coffee. Keep trying and you'll get it right.
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:46 PM
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this truly is brilliant, in every sense of the word.
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Old 10-24-2005, 03:00 PM
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this truly is brilliant, in every sense of the word.

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I'm lost... I totally don't get it. It looks like a nut sack with a face on it, being powered by a lamp, a la Batman.

?? Help me out.
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