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Old 12-14-2005, 07:25 PM
Warik Warik is offline
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Default Re: Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

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"Dear Lord,

Thanks for not killing another 250,000 people with a tsunami this year.

Your humble servant,
buffett"

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you MOTHERF_CKING MORON!! THAT WAS DECEMBER 2004

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Re-read my post. You were saying?
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:28 PM
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Default Re: Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

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My boss just came by and asked me to say the prayer at tonight's office Christmas party.

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You know... something just occurred to me...

............ what the heck is an office Christmas party anyway?

Is that where they give those "Christmas Bonus" things I keep hearing about? (what are those things too btw...? no one has told me yet)
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:33 PM
kyro kyro is offline
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Default Re: Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

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5. "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!"

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How incredibly inappropriate.
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:55 PM
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Default Re: Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

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what the heck is an office Christmas party anyway?


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i can't tell if this is rhetorical or if you are just a [censored] idiot? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

i will answer anyway. an office christmas party is a christmas party amongst people from your work/office. there ya go, that should clarify.
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:58 PM
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"If lovin' the Lord is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! Lord, please enable us all to make a lot of money next year off of other people, without adding anything of substance to society! Amen!"

Should get some nervous laughter.
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Warik Warik is offline
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Default Re: Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

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i can't tell if this is rhetorical or if you are just a [censored] idiot? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

i will answer anyway. an office christmas party is a christmas party amongst people from your work/office. there ya go, that should clarify.

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It was me poking fun at the fact that my lame ass boss isn't having one this year, nor are we getting any Christmas Bonuses.
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:50 PM
Aloysius Aloysius is offline
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Default Re: Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

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Is this a joke that I am not getting? If it is, it's not funny.

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If you don't get a joke, how can you possibly comment on whether it's funny or not?

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Duly noted. What I meant was, is this a joke and I do not realize it is one? I then assumed that it was supposed to be a joke and found it unfunny.

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I'm with you on this one. If it is a joke, I don't get it / don't find it amusing. If it isn't a joke, WTF? (I actually expected a more serious thread like "is this even legal???" or something. Probably colored my view).

-Al

Edit - although the responses have been humorous.
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