What's the best one-liner you've heard?

[Matt Flynn]

My favorites:

"They were aces when the hand started."

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself."

"I'm a lowfessional."

"I only have so much time to lose these chips."

"You should by a house now so you'll have a place to live when you go broke." (Ray Zee said that to Tommy Angelo, who replied "I have a van.")

What good ones have you heard?