Imagine you were a cop...

pokerdirty · #1 11-30-2005, 10:43 PM

Would there be any laws that you WOULD NOT enforce? Why or why not?

Would there be any laws that you would enforce stronger that aren't really enforced today? Why or why not?

Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of you are going to say pot. Try to think outside the box on this one.

tonypaladino · #2 11-30-2005, 10:48 PM

Any jay-walking type laws

On the opposite end, If I were a cop, there are a shitload of laws I would love to enforce that they don't, like pulling over cyclists for running lights and ticketing people for sitting on busy subway stairs. Or pulling over city bus drivers for not yeilding to a crosswalk

Mason Hellmuth · #3 11-30-2005, 10:48 PM

Suicide.

I just realized this post sucked. So, in honor of DS, I'll have to add necrophilia. And pretty much any other victimless sexual "crime."

Lloyd · #4 12-01-2005, 03:59 AM

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Suicide.

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Not illegal, at least in the typical sense in California. You're never arrested for trying to commit suicide. You are placed on a psychiatric hold and taken to a hospital for evaluation but that's very different than being arrested.

Voltron87 · #5 11-30-2005, 10:52 PM

rape

pokerdirty · #6 11-30-2005, 10:54 PM

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rape

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you didn't say why. freak.

craig r · #7 11-30-2005, 11:13 PM

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rape

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you didn't say why. freak.

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astroglide · #8 11-30-2005, 11:59 PM

it's a great joke

craig r · #9 12-01-2005, 02:04 AM

I guess I don't get it.

craig

pokerdirty · #10 11-30-2005, 10:57 PM

I don't think I would enforce running red lights when there is no traffic around. I also do not think I would enforce the speed limit if you own a car worth 100k or more. these are self explanatory.