Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations

[Bigdaddydvo]

Love it when a terrible player types "What a Joke" when my KQ "sucks out" on their A2o. Any others?

[surfinillini]

"Just not my day"

when AK gets no help against a pair...classic...

theres so many...

"pot odds"

the hit and run

"SHIP IT!!"

"Fish"

guy with the screename "AA_POCKETAA_AA"

guy who slowplays and then complains of a bad beat

"i always lose with AA"

"Well if i hit i would've broke ur ass!"

guy who raises 10 7, when his 7 hits the river on a 10 A A J 7 board

Guy who misses his draw and calls the river anyway

MY LEAST FAVORITE --- "Dude, what a night i havent seen any pockets!" anyone who refers to pairs as 'pockets' should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

basically internet plays have no respect, common courtesy, or compassion for their fellow man. The losing e-poker players are the scum of the earth, the absolute most awful pathetic human beings you will ever meet. makes me feel great to take their money and makes me wanna kill someone when they take mine and call me a fish.

Just last night I was playing low limit Party full ring game and I was dealt TT. Several players see the flop in a raised pot and it comes AKQ all clubs. I have no clubs and there are like 4 or 5 opponents so I basically fold to 1 bet. Guy to my left raises, etc. He goes on to win the hand with AK for a flopped 2 pair.

I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.

Him: HUH?

Me: I had TT preflop. Nice suckout jerk.

Him: I flopped two pair jackass! How is that a suckout!?

Me: TT>AK preflop. You got sooo lucky. U a joke of a playa.

Him: LOL R U serious?!

Me; What book does it say it's good to play hands when u dominated by a PP?

Him: What book does it say fold AK preflop!?!?

Me; U a joke.

Him: Read Sklansky

Me: Who is Skalsky? Sounds like a (epithet).

Him: Uhhh someone who knows how to play AK [censored]

Me; Sounds like a cable guy or something. U go get sklansky tell him I wanna play him heads up.

Him: Theory of Poker, SSHE...etc. Heard of em?

Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker.

lol. This went on and on and the whole time he really believed I was PO'd about his AK "sucking out" on my TT at a limit table. lol.

Pretty sure he paid me off later, don't quite remember for sure though.

My favorite almost got me banned from Stars:

"F***ing Mongoloid F***Tard, get a kleenex to clean up the drool on your keyboard, you down syndrome bitch"

works every time.

[jkkkk]

stroutr: BULLCHIT

[kiddo]

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I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.


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I do this "jokingly" comments myself pretty often so I know what I am talking about.

99% of them are because u are pissed and want to hurt him a little.

1% because u want to have a fun time with him or with others at table.

I fully understand he thought u were e jerk. U were.

And then posting about, still thinking its u who is funny. Well, lets not talk about that.

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I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.


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I do this "jokingly" comments myself pretty often so I know what I am talking about.

99% of them are because u are pissed and want to hurt him a little.

1% because u want to have a fun time with him or with others at table.

I fully understand he thought u were e jerk. U were.

And then posting about, still thinking its u who is funny. Well, lets not talk about that.

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Is this a joke? Have you ever played limit? You really think I was *p.issed* about having to fold TT to a 5-handed limit flop of AKQ all of clubs?!

I hope you are kidding. 0% of this was because I was "p.issed", and 100% was to screw with that guy and make him think I was a fish. And to have fun.

Please tell me you are kidding. Only someone who needs a frontal labotomy would get mad about losing with TT on a 5-handed flop of AKQ clubs.

[Baloosh]

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Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker.


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That's classic. I'm going to start using that one.

[Eurotrash]

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MY LEAST FAVORITE --- "Dude, what a night i havent seen any pockets!" anyone who refers to pairs as 'pockets' should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

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this is so true that it may just deserve its own thread.