Your showering/getting ready routine

[A_C_Slater]

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.



After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.



Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.


I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

[Yeti]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[bravos1]

Twas thinking about this type of thing while in the OCD thread of last week. I was more specifically thinking that I shower exactly the same way every time.

1. Turn on shower to preheat
2. Get in shower (piss on floor)
3. Wash hair, rinse, and apply conditioner
4. Put soap on washcloth
5. Wash left arm and pit
6. Wash chest
7. Wash right arm and pit
8. Wash stomach
9. Wash nads and unit
10. Wash left leg and foot
11. Wash right leg and foot
12. wash back of neck
13. wash back
14. wash ass
15. Rinse washcloth and wringout, hang..
16. Change wash clothes and wash my face
17. Rinse out conditioner
18. Dryoff in shower before exiting

Order is always the same... anyone else?

[Yeti]

AC, FK YOU.

[A_C_Slater]

Ahahahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

You are sooooo unoriginal.

[Voltron87]

1. spend a while waking up, scratch balls
2. get clothes, put them on floor in bathroom
3. turn on shower
4. get in shower
5. wash face
6. wash body
7. shave
8. get out of shower
9. dry myself
10. put in contacts
11. underwear
12. left sock
13. right sock
14. pants
15. leave bathroom while slightly wet since im too impatient to finish drying my upper body
16. pour OJ/ eat banana, look at the paper, take vitamin pills/ any other medications
17. put shirt on
18. (optional) lounge around watching tv/checking email until i get motivated to get up
19. go up, get breakfast. 9/10 times its two toasted bagels, one plain with scallion and one raisin with plain cream cheese. if im really hungry i get a plain with muenster.
20. take bagels home, starting eating, turn on laptop, usually log on to 2p2 to combat ADD while i get my school stuff in order and plan out the day

edit- 15b. kick hooker out of bed. pay her.

[bdk3clash]

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How long does this take you? Ho long before you have to leave do you set you alarm? Do you eat breakfast first? If so, what sort of breakfast would you eat?

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It doesn't take me long to get ready. 20-30 minutes maybe? I don't know really. I'd generally set my alarm about 40 minutes before I had to be out the door if I had to be out the door at a specific time. (I like to sit down for a few minutes in the morning and watch TV or read or whatever.)

I usually inhale a bowl of cereal for breakfast.

[Mr_J]

Take a p!$$

I also time my dumps for just before I have a shower, but I usually have 2-3 showers a day (usually 2-4 in summer). For the dumps, I use wipe pretty extensively and then take a clump of toilet paper, put it under the tap a bit and have a wet wipe (important).

Shower

I brush my teeth and then use mouthwash. Then I wash my face and body with soap. Then I shampoo and condition my whole body, esp the hairy bits. About half the time I also use a shower gel. Then I use this face gel which also softens the skin before shaving. I also shave in the shower, since the hot water softens the skin (less irritation). After this I'll use the washer I used for my body, wipe my genitals and then wipe my ass (I change washers every shower).

Deodorant I use nivea for men rollon (doesn't stink like sprays do). It's also the stuff I've found lasts the longest. I also use their face gel before shaving, their shaving gel and sometimes their after shave balm.

My head always has a #2 or #3 all over so I don't need any sort of hair products.

I think all of this gives you a weak but nice smell.

I also make sure my pubes are trimmed and that there's no hair on my ass (keeps it cleaner and butt hair ain't attractive).

Also pop in an extra and airwave a few times a day (both gum and keep breath good).

[STLantny]

Wake- 5:30
Jog- 6-6:40
Hit the coffee place at the end fo the jog, walk home- 6:40-7
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shower
shave
7-8
Eat/supplements 8-8:30
start work 8:30

[megantw]

1. Get up around 7:00. Place razor in SFer's hand while he sleeps and convince him that it's time to get going.

2. Get in shower.

3. Wash hair. Right now it's coconut shampoo.

4. Wash face.

5. Exfoliate/cleanse rest of body.

6. Wait for whatever song is playing on the CD player to finish.

7. Get out of shower. Total time spent in shower is less than 12 minutes and more like 8.

8. Half-dry hair.

9. Convince SFer that it's time to shower.

10. Get back in bed and nap for 20-40 minutes.

11. Wake up again. This takes at least five minutes and is much more difficult than the first time.

12. Put in contacts.

13. Deoderize and moisturize.

14. Get dressed. Iron the clothing (first) if necessary.

15. Brush teeth.

16. Check email.

17. Put on shoes.

18. Walk out door around 8:40.

*edit*: Sometime between #1 and #3 I urinate.