StrongBadia's Army!!!

[GuyOnTilt]

Oh yes my friends, you heard correctly. In the next 10 weeks, you all will come to know and fear this name very well. The mere mention of StrongBadia's Army will send chills down your shine. For we are, quite simply, THEE best team out there to date. Just to give you all a fair shot, I'll divulge our team list:

GuyOnTilt
CrackerZack
ElSapo
JohnShaft
Brian0792
LivingLegend58
Catch of the Day
Trix
And a player to be named later

I'm actually considering leaving our 9th spot empty, just to kind of level the playing field for the rest of the teams out there. It's just so obvious to me (and I'm sure to the rest of you reading as well) that StrongBadia's Army is simply far superior a machine of warfare than any of the other squads out there. I mean, just look at our Week One matchup! Stripsqueeze? Schneids? Bicyclekick?! This rag-tag group of clowns doesn't stand a chance!

Gentlemen, in the next 10 weeks you will be privy to witness a marvel in poker achievement! StrongBadia's Army will march through our enemies, leaving in our wake a bloody mess of wounded pride and broken dreams, leaving others staring in awe as we stand atop the pedastal holding high the trophy of HULA Champions!

DO YOU HAS?

GoT

[CrackerZack]

the 9th spot will be saved for Trogdor the Burninator!

I will pour my glowstick into stripsqueez's mountain dew. It's on baby! Yes, it's ON!!!!

[pudley4]

So what you're saying is that your team is so weak that one of your "teammates" already bailed on you, for fear of embarrassment???

Does that make you the Donald Sterling of HULA?

[JohnShaft]

It's already over.

Our enemies will fall before us in Ruin and Burnination.

[ElSapo]

This team is huge. At this point I'll be surprised if all the other teams actually toss in the entry fee, as it seems to be a forgone conclusion.

The creation of StrongBadia's Army has just made this first season of HULA a -EV for all other players.

Bummer.

El Sapo

[bunky9590]

I was taken in the fourth round and you didn't pick me up?

You'll live to regret that my friend.

Now, Me, JTG, and Joe Tall are gonna bring the lumber to ya.

[Ulysses]

Did you miss the draft or something? I don't understand how else there could be a team with absolutely no good players on it.

[GuyOnTilt]

Now, Me, JTG, and Joe Tall are gonna bring the lumber to ya.

If you actually believe what you're saying, you're going to be in for a LONG season, my friend. You and your little Foxwoods clique can talk all the trash you want, but in the end StrongBadia's Army will be waiting for you at the felt, where all the East Coast comp cards in the world aren't going to help you guys.

DO YOU HAS?

GoT

[Mike Gallo]

GOT

Brian0792

He goes by Brian0729

And a player to be named later

Hmmmm, should I consider this an invite?

[GuyOnTilt]

Your jealousy's showing.

GoT