Is Star Wars to blame?!?

[RydenStoompala]

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3PO is a fruitcake

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No freakin joke! The only things that bot was missing were women's undergarments, lipstick and having most of his scenes shot in the men's room. R2D2? Midget porn star and likely into beastiality. Luke Skywalker? Probably liked necking with his sister. Han Solo? Little too chummy with the wookie. I think "he likes fur" is a fair statement.

Nobody has bothered to mention George Lucas' directing talent, so I will. He couldn't get a job shooting jars of jam for the Home Shopping Network. Talk about winning the lottery. For a guy with zero...and that's an insult to zeros...directing talent, he's done OK for himself. I don't give a crap if he's richer than god, he'd flunk a high school music video competition. He's to blame for the huge rise in poker. If he can be a film director, any one of us can beat Phil Ivy. Having just said all that, I own the whole series on DVD, even if it is riddled with gay robots.