I'm in love with Jennifer Harmon. What should I do? - Page 2

Derek in NYC · #11 07-28-2005, 12:06 PM

You should Google her and see if you can find out where she lives, so you can sneak into her bedroom at night, smell her underwear, and confess your love to her.

IgorSmiles · #12 07-28-2005, 12:47 PM

You could always give her your kidney.

Easy E · #13 07-28-2005, 12:48 PM

sure you were...

sick bastard

eurythmech · #14 07-28-2005, 12:56 PM

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Her eyes are like limpid pools of saphire. Her eyes, oh those eyes. That smile/smirk. The problem is that model looking husband of hers who also seems like he's a great guy. Oh well, maybe destiny will take over one day. Until then I can only hope to someday be at a final table with her at which point I would gladly fold all my hands to her...

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I think she'd be even more flattered if you knew how to spell her name. Dimwit.

revots33 · #15 07-28-2005, 12:58 PM

She's about a 4.6 on Hot or Not.

reecelights · #16 07-28-2005, 12:59 PM

And people wonder why we see fewer Pros on this forum than we used to.

Am I the only one who misses having Greg Raymer, Annie Duke, Paul Phillips, etc. as regulars?

Quicksilvre · #17 07-28-2005, 03:22 PM

Nope. We've been RGP-ified.

CaptSensible · #18 07-28-2005, 04:16 PM

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sick bastards

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There are too many people here without a sense of humor

CaptSensible · #19 07-28-2005, 04:17 PM

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I'm in love with Jennifer Harmon. What should I do?

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Eliminate Marco Traniello.

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I can't! He seems like a great guy!

CaptSensible · #20 07-28-2005, 04:18 PM

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Golddigger

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I love Jennifer so much that I would sign a pre-nup.