Pokerstars Is Rigged

[A_Junglen]

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Vanilla Creme Brulée
6 large egg yolks
6 tablespoons sugar
1 vanilla bean, split lengthwise
1 1/2 cups whipping cream

6 teaspoons granulated sugar (or 8 -12 teaspoons packed brown sugar).

Preheat oven to 325°F.

Whisk yolks and 6 tablespoons sugar in medium bowl to blend. Scrape in seeds from vanilla bean. Gradually whisk the cream into the sugar. Divide mixture among 6 - 3/4 cup custard cups or ramekins. Arrange dishes in 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Pour enough hot water into pan to come halfway up sides of dishes.

Bake custards approximately 35-40 minutes until the custard is set. Do not overbake or your custard will be rubbery. Remove the pan from the oven and remove custard cups from the water. Allow custards to cool before placing in the refrigerator. Chill overnight.

Two hours before serving:
Preheat broiler. Sprinkle 1 teaspoon sugar atop each custard. Place dishes on small baking sheet. Broil until sugar just starts to caramelize, rotating sheet for even browning, about 2 minutes. Chill until caramelized sugar hardens, about 2 hours.

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that's just downright ambitious ...

*boils 2 cups of water, adds noddles, cooks for 3 minutes, adds seasoning*

sounds like youve had your share of taking it in the azz with your tone of voice. go mouth off to someone who really gives a flyin @#@#!

[Exsubmariner]

Will it ever end? Posts like this make me want to stop reading the zoo.

So, Rigged Pokerstars, Please post a link where we can download your database. I would love to analyze this myself.
Thank you.

X

This is one of those parody posts, isn't it?

That modern edgy humor just plain goes over my head.

[Hermlord]

I looooooove creme brulee!!! You cannot possibly imagine how hungry you just made me....too bad it takes a day to make...

[webgator]

Yep, and it's not just Poker Stars...all online poker is rigged! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[darkcore]

all b&m poker, too.
i think it has to do with some alien masterplan to take over the world. and as long as you can't proof i'm wrong, i'm right, right?

[JayLeno]

I would like to vote....
But how do you vote yes or no to the question: WHO HERE believes pokerstars is rigged?
Shouldnt it be; DO YOU believe...etc?
I think YOU are rigged........ [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

I believe the best candy bars out there are twix bars. They're really quite good. Snickers are the next best.

Worst candy? Tootsie rolls. They look like chocolate, but they're not, they're some kind of chewy tasteless crap. Why fill the wrapper with tootsie roll when they could put chocolate in instead? There's just no excuse for that.

[BluffTHIS!]

Well fortunately for me they let me in on the positive end of the rigging and I have experienced the exact same 21.9% difference but positively. So a greater number of my made hands on the flop hold up and my drawing hands suck out so much I take a 4 outer to the river in pot-limit and no-limit games regularly. I'm truly the gutshot king of stars! So too bad for all you -21.9% suckers who give me that +21.9%.

And here's a final clue. I paid to be on the positive rigging end on every site on which I play, so I pwn all you suckers no matter where you go.