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Old 12-01-2005, 12:55 AM
Punker Punker is offline
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

How many Arts students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but he gets full course credit for it.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:57 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, u cry better in the dark.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:57 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

Q: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Aggies don't screw in lightbulbs, Aggies screw in pickup trucks.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:59 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to suck my dick.

There was also a Quaker version of this where the issue goes to a drawn out business meeting, it's like 4 pages long, only funny if you're a Quaker and over 40 years old, and the point is that Quakers have a lot of committees and that sort of [censored].

NT
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:59 AM
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Q: How many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Why does the [censored] client want to change the lightbulb?!
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:03 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnet woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:41 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

How many film editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, it's fine the way it is
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:43 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

Q: How many skeptics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What lightbulb?
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:44 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws you!
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:45 AM
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Yakov,

LOL
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