Scary Bar Situation

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Now the question is - Can I call this girl again and what do I say after wussing out like that?

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this is a joke, right?

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Damnit.. This girl was so hot

[CollinEstes]

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stall him until the cops show up?

if he charges you before they get there, side step him, wrap your shirt around his knife arm, grap his forearm and twist/snap it backwards at the elbow, he will fall to his knees, then you put your foot on his neck and press it to the ground while making out with his girlfriend.

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This might be a good answer, except there are practically 0 cops in the Philippines. BUT... plenty of taxi cabs. I saw a line of like 3 of them coming in this direction. So I calmly hailed one got in and told him to drive..

Now the question is - Can I call this girl again and what do I say after wussing out like that?

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How very anticlimactic.

[Ulysses]

Parliament,

Step towards him. As he goes for a strike, block his knife arm to the side, spin around, grab and turn his wrist aikido-style. He will drop the knife and go to the ground. Calmly pick up the knife and put it in your back pocket. He will most likely run at this point. If he attacks again, put him to the ground again and this time snap his arm. Take a long sweeping glance around the scene, briefly holding eye contact with anyone who dares stare. Find the girl and leave with her.

[Shajen]

Diablo,

Your advice as always is spot on. The only part I disagree with is "find the girl and leave with her", she'll be standing right next to him along with 5 of her equally hot friends.

[Eurotrash]

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She shows me a picture of her boyfriend and I ask her if she thinks I'm much better looking than him - both of them agree.

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way to break the ice with such a normal question


edit: although i guess wtf is one supposed to say when she shows you a picture of her boyfriend? regardless, your question seemed a bit bizarre

[Skip Brutale]

Ideally I would sprint away, but Im a slow sprinter and would probably get stab'ed in the back. So I would just try to back away facing him and prepare to give up an arm to the knife and try to grab it from him.

[Skip Brutale]

You plan to call her again? LOL

[Skip Brutale]

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stall him until the cops show up?

if he charges you before they get there, side step him, wrap your shirt around his knife arm, grap his forearm and twist/snap it backwards at the elbow, he will fall to his knees, then you put your foot on his neck and press it to the ground while making out with his girlfriend.

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Why dont you just do a big jump spinning kick that will KO him instead?

[IndieMatty]

Obviously the correct answer is to run home, post on a poker message board non stop, sleep and then. finally get to this story.

[Skip Brutale]

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Eventually you're gonna tell us what the "right answer" (read as: exactly what you did) is, so stop the stupid grandstanding and just edit your story to include an ending.

If this were a choose your own adventure, we'd be rooting for you to get cut up.

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You don't back up fast enough, and crazy knife-wielding Alpay guts you. You bleed out in an alley.

THE END

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There are multiple right answers douchebag... But ones that can keep your pride intact unlike what I did..

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He is the one that didnt want to fight you straight up and had to use a weapon. That is the puss move. Maybe if he had 2 knives of equal size and gave you 1 of them you could make some argument that you wussed out, but knife fighting over nothing is stupid.