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Old 12-14-2005, 01:27 AM
silkyslim silkyslim is offline
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Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence:

StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time
hoffer: no
StacysMom: why not?
hoffer: i would like him to fold and go heads up against you
StacysMom: and then call the flop with nothing
hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man
hoffer: so nice try but your wrong
StacysMom: lol ok

StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you firecraker

hoffer: oh do you?

StacysMom: well at least about a couple topics

hoffer: felatio?

hoffer: maybe that

hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than you

hoffer: so fuc off

StacysMom: whats your bankroll?

hoffer: try 1000....over a year ago
hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since
StacysMom: ok

hoffer: your 16 dollars over the deposit limit so fuc off

Damn he is ballin.
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:41 AM
Victor Victor is offline
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i thought i saw stacysmom at 10-20 and 15-30.

why are you playing 2-4? you obviously know they dont respect your raises so you can make any money. oh wait, you must be in distribution mode. thats smart, ride out the bad stretches at 2-4 and then when party puts you on accumulator mode move back up.
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:49 AM
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i thought i saw stacysmom at 10-20 and 15-30.

why are you playing 2-4? you obviously know they dont respect your raises so you can make any money. oh wait, you must be in distribution mode. thats smart, ride out the bad stretches at 2-4 and then when party puts you on accumulator mode move back up.

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there are many stacysmoms the names were changed for anonimity (speeling?) but, yeah they pulled the doom switch on me
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:04 AM
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sometimes when i get in pissing matches ill buy in for my whole party roll. usually it goes something like this:

[censored]: keep playing like that and ill have your whole roll.
me (probably an [censored] too): here it is.

its also fun to sit at low limit tables with a bunch of gs and spew and talk [censored].
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:13 AM
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sometimes when i get in pissing matches ill buy in for my whole party roll. usually it goes something like this:

[censored]: keep playing like that and ill have your whole roll.
me (probably an [censored] too): here it is.

its also fun to sit at low limit tables with a bunch of gs and spew and talk [censored].

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It takes a grown man to admit doing this...but we all do it so who gives a [censored].

-SmileyEH
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:43 AM
danzasmack danzasmack is offline
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Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence:

StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time
hoffer: OMG YES PLZ!!!!111!
StacysMom: why?
hoffer: OMGJKn00bROFLMAO!!111!!!
StacysMom: and then call the flop with nuts and lose so i can post in BBV on tHree pLus tHree
hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man
hoffer: so nice try but your wrong and so am I it's "you're" not your and danzasmack says that in chat boxes on parteeee cuz he and the diksha are Nits!!!11!elevennnn
StacysMom: lol ok

StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you juice box

hoffer: O RLLY?

StacysMom: YA RLLY

hoffer: felatio?

hoffer: maybe that

hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than everypwn

hoffer: so dance off

StacysMom: whats your bankroll?

hoffer: try eleventy billion dollars ....over a year ago
hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since
StacysMom: ok

hoffer: your 16 dollars no MY 16 dollars danzanit

Damn he is lonely .

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