DERB related convo - Translate?

[TimM]

Sorry if people are sick of this topic, but...

5/10 table, players are from Nis and Ljubljana

I tried some online translators - they miss a lot. But certain words came that make me curious as to what they were saying...

nis where
??????

Sorry
Yugoslavia
Eastern Europe
Cao
Ti si nas(a)
ihgram 4 table nisam video

i know-was there-u have strange name

To su nadimci mojih sinova
Puno Vas je iz Slovenije ovde na Partiju
a tako-puno srece i znanja

u ljubl?jani je pocelo i onda lavina

Puno ih igra na 30/60$
Lojzka je najludja
U stvari
cuo sam da je musko

i vise na partipokeru-i bobro zarade
je-mladic

isprva sam mislio da krade nekako
kasnije sam video da je jako dobra
Ali i jako srecna

igrali smo skupa za stolom 3 godine ,onda smo poceli na pc-ju-obican je pacer

To mi je rekao i Djura iz Hrastnika cini mi se
Vidimo se
jako nezgodna tabla za mene
igram na 4
ovo je prva na kojoj gubim

i ja-cao

I to najjace startne ruke
Cao

[TimM]

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To su nadimci mojih sinova
Puno Vas je iz Slovenije ovde na Partiju
a tako-puno srece i znanja


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It are nickname mojih son's
Plenty You had from Slovenia here on Party
and that - plenty srece (?) plus skill

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u ljubl?jani je pocelo i onda lavina


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from Ljubljana had pocelo (?) plus next avalanche

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Puno ih igra na 30/60$
Lojzka je najludja
U stvari
cuo sam da je musko


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Plenty them play over 30/60$
Lojzka had (is?) najludja (?)
In fact
cuo (?) alone to be musko (?)

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i vise na partipokeru-i bobro zarade
je-mladic


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plus vise over partipokeru plus bobro because of (?)
had-set (?)

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isprva sam mislio da krade nekako
kasnije sam video da je jako dobra
Ali i jako srecna


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primarily alone philosopher yes stealing somehow (?)
afterward alone video to be tightly dobra (?)
But plus tightly srecna (?)

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igrali smo skupa za stolom 3 godine ,onda smo poceli na pc-ju-obican je pacer


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court smo together after , table pcjuobican age , next smo poceli over pc ju obican had bungler

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[J_V]

If that's DERB telling a bad beat story, this is the post of the year.