Good Taj stories?

[mrkilla]

whats he short and pudgy, with little sausage fingers by chance

oh...people do do things like that. TRUST ME

i watched a guy piss under the table at a 10/20 game...
he was asked to leave and complained that he didn't want to miss his blinds...

[SA125]

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Why B.S.? You think it is impossible to get stolen from in a casino?

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My posts magnets for these types of responses. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Who said anything about being stolen from?

If you're referring to my "I'm playing 10-20 for the first time..." point, it was about the skill level at the limit and how it's way overrated by the players who've never played it before. My post showed the skill level is so high at 10-20 you can win a hand without looking at your cards. What the hell did you see me saying?

[SA125]

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I call billshut on this one.

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Big time BS and it's not close.

[DrSavage]

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Why B.S.? You think it is impossible to get stolen from in a casino?

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My posts magnets for these types of responses. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Who said anything about being stolen from?

If you're referring to my "I'm playing 10-20 for the first time..." point, it was about the skill level at the limit and how it's way overrated by the players who've never played it before. My post showed the skill level is so high at 10-20 you can win a hand without looking at your cards. What the hell did you see me saying?

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He wasn't responding to you at all. I blame Quick Reply.

[slamdunkpro]

From one of the $500 buy in events at the US Poker Opens:

I’m sitting at a table near the high limit desk and it’s just after the first break. There is a 60’s + gentleman in the 7 or 8 seat and I’m in the 3 seat. Play is progressing when this guy gets a strange look on his face for a second, then goes back to normal. Suddenly the foulest stench imaginable is in the air. I don’t know if this guy crapped his pants or just let the world’s worst fart but the next thing you know that end of the table and the dealer jump up and start backing away. The floor comes over to see what the problem is and he starts gagging. At this point not only our table but the tables around us are fleeing the odor. They actually stopped the tournament clock for about 5 minuets to allow the air to clear.

When play resumes the floor walks by and simply states “Buffet fart”

[Rduke55]

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I've personally been thrown out three times.


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Let's hear these.

[DarthIgnurnt]

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Got any good Taj stories?

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I never told anybody this.

About eight, nine months ago, I'm at the Taj, it's late,
and I see Johnny Chan walk in. And he goes, he sits - And the whole place stops when Johnny Chan walks in.

Everybody puts an eye on him. After a little while, there wasn't a crap game going...'cause all the high rollers are over there watching him. Some are playing with him, giving away their money to this guy to say..."Oh, I played with the World Champion."

And you know what I did? I sat down. I had six thousand, but I had to know.

Played tight for an hour. I folded mostly, and then I made a score. I had nothing. But he raised. And I just decided, you know, I don't care about the money. I'm just gonna outplay the guy.

I'm just gonna outplay this guy this hand.

I re-raised. - Re-raise. Oh, yeah. And he just comes right back over the top of me, trying to bully me like I'm some [censored] tourist.

I hesitate for two seconds. I re-raised. And he makes a move toward his checks, and he looks at me. And he looks at his cards, and he looks at me again. And he mucked it. I took it down.

"Did you have it?" "I'm sorry, John. I don't remember." I vomited in my mouth, and I walked to the cashier.

[ZenMusician]

Well then Mike, I'm rooting for you.

*stands with dumb half smile staring into space*

-Knish