Lightn' one up

Andrew Dice Clay · #1 07-14-2005, 01:02 PM

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.

Ohhhhh!

jakethebake · #2 07-14-2005, 01:04 PM

With very few exceptions (sup bro) gimmick accounts should not start threads, especially as a first post.

Sponger15SB · #3 07-14-2005, 01:05 PM

dammit, I was totally thinking of making this gimmick account, I just couldn't think of a good time to use it.

Thanks for ruining it for me, [censored]

AZK · #4 07-14-2005, 03:31 PM

hickory dickory dock
this broad was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i dropped my goo
i dumped the bitch off on the next block

OH

asofel · #5 07-14-2005, 03:46 PM

jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with two fifty
dat fuc[/b]kin whore

OH

trying2learn · #6 07-14-2005, 03:51 PM

i trow a burger down her troat - it don't mean nutin to ma - oh!

Porcupine · #7 07-14-2005, 05:10 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie [censored] that one-eyed slut

[/ QUOTE ]

WackityWhiz · #8 07-14-2005, 06:14 PM

[ QUOTE ]
jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with two fifty
dat fuc[/b]kin whore

OH

[/ QUOTE ]

That is awesome