You know you've been playing too much online poker when...

TightIsRight · #1 07-06-2005, 06:48 PM

You call your friends for a home game to take a break.

I'm sure you all have some good ones as well. Fire away

Joshssj4 · #2 07-06-2005, 08:10 PM

When you play for 10 hours straight then go to bed only to dream about cards. Then to wake up early the next morning and start the process all over again.

jkkkk · #3 07-06-2005, 09:06 PM

.. start shouting magoo (in a live game) before you go all in.

x2ski · #4 07-06-2005, 09:29 PM

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the "bad beats" don't bother you at all anymore.

r2b2 · #5 07-06-2005, 09:47 PM

When someone who IS bothered by bad beats doesn't bother you anymore.

Rosie5 · #6 07-06-2005, 10:08 PM

after you fold in a home game you begin looking at porn

mscags · #7 07-06-2005, 10:43 PM

After you fold in a home game you look at your screen to watch your REAL hand.

Dov · #8 07-06-2005, 11:36 PM

You ask the floor if you can sit in more than one game at a time.

jman220 · #9 07-07-2005, 12:24 AM

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You ask the floor if you can sit in more than one game at a time.

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This would be annoying but watching someone do it would be hysterical.

smartalecc5 · #10 07-07-2005, 12:27 AM

When you get your friend to watch you play and then your opponent pullls a runner runner out of his *butt* and takes down the ~20BB pot. You remain emotionless and smoothly click on the other table while your friend is jumping up and down at cursing at the computer how you just lost that huge pot.