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View Poll Results: Carpool lanes and/or onramp traffic lights are a great solution to traffic problems. | |||
False | 10 | 66.67% | |
True | 5 | 33.33% | |
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: Is Bad Santa the best Christmas movie ever?
Kid: Why do you need a car?
Willie: What the fvck are you talking about? Kid: This car. Willie: Which turn is it? Kid: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh? Willie: It's in the shop, getting repaired. Kid: Where are the reindeer? Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right? Kid: That way. Where's the stable? Willie: Next to the shop. Kid: How do they sleep? Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up. Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep? Willie: What noise? Kid: From the shop. Willie: They only work during the day, all right? Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole. Willie: Well, not now. Right now it's always day. Kid: Then how do they sleep? Willie: Oh, shlt. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fvcking head? Kid: On *my* head? Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head? Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head? Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fvcking with me? "Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody." To answer OP's question, YES, and it's not even close. |
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