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False 10 66.67%
True 5 33.33%
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:47 PM
Hornacek Hornacek is offline
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Default Re: Is Bad Santa the best Christmas movie ever?

Kid: Why do you need a car?
Willie: What the fvck are you talking about?
Kid: This car.
Willie: Which turn is it?
Kid: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?
Willie: It's in the shop, getting repaired.
Kid: Where are the reindeer?
Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right?
Kid: That way. Where's the stable?
Willie: Next to the shop.
Kid: How do they sleep?
Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up.
Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep?
Willie: What noise?
Kid: From the shop.
Willie: They only work during the day, all right?
Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Willie: Well, not now. Right now it's always day.
Kid: Then how do they sleep?
Willie: Oh, shlt. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fvcking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fvcking with me?

"Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

To answer OP's question, YES, and it's not even close.
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