You know you've been playing too much online poker when...

[TMFS9]

... two hot girls ask if you want to live out your fantasy and you ask them if they offering a 35% rakeback at party.

[jman220]

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When you sit down at a black jack table in Vegas and catch ATo and actually think twice about playing it in early position. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I can't name the amount of times I've snuck up to the bj tables while on vacation in AC, then gotten a hand like 77, and thought to myself, ooh I hope I hit a set, or gotten a hand like J/10 suited and thought, ooh this has potential.

[Nick709]

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You ask the floor if you can sit in more than one game at a time.

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This would be annoying but watching someone do it would be hysterical.

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I believe sfer did this one night at the Borgata. This may have been the tie night, but I may be mistaken.

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I think I have asked at just about every card room I have been to.

[tomahawk]

haha I just imagined the look on the casino people's faces when you carefully try to explain to them that you are a multitabler, and should be treated as such.

[Yossarian]

... When someone does something stupid away from poker and you catch youself SAYING "LOL".

[newfant]

How about, "You know you've been spending too much time on 2+2 when ..." you see 'British PM Blair...' as a caption on your TV screen and you immediately wonder why the British are going to send a PM to Blair before you remember that PM could also stand for Prime Minister.

[crownjules]

You ask the casino to pull from your Neteller account and ask if there's currently any live bonuses so you can calculate how much money you need.