More legendary - Chuck Norris or Greg Raymer?

After studying the ways of Chuck Norris, I was convinced he was the ultimate power in the universe. Until I stumbled across this thread:

Greg Raymer - ultimate power in the universe?

Needless to say, I'm conflicted. Perhaps they're brothers, separated at birth...like Luke and Leia, or like Chad and Alex. I know Chuck's had several threads on here, but this needs resolution (and its own thread IMO.)

Who is the ultimate power in the universe: Chuck or Greg?

ScottieK

Well, could Norris take on and defeat 2,576 opponents in his area of expertise - asswhooping? IMO, nah...

plus, come on, the guy does infomercials

[TheBlueMonster]

awesome post and fantastic poll! well done!

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Well, could Norris take on and defeat 2,576 opponents in his area of expertise - asswhooping? IMO, nah...

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I think he could. Heck, half the guys would run away after Chuck gave them the death stare.

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plus, come on, the guy does infomercials

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Yes, but that infomercial is with Christie Brinkley. I'm sure she'd go for Greg too, but she is a hottie. And it's not like Chuck actually needs to work out - I'm sure his muscles grow and get stronger without him even thinking about it. He's just making it seem like he's mortal.

ScottieK

[Wes ManTooth]

F*cking Chuck Norris

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F*cking Chuck Norris

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I totally dug his cameo in Dodgeball.

Do you think Chuck's stare could penetrate Raymer's dino-shades?

Chuck: You're nothing but a chickensh!t weasel. And when death calls, you'll be screaming like a baby.

Greg: If you talk to my wife again, I'll f@#$ing kill you.

Chuck: Not on your best day, pal.

I'm telling you...clash of the titans.

ScottieK

[man]

I'm pretty sure chuck norris, who once bathed in the blood of a thousand virgins, wins here. tournament strategy expertise is nothing next to balls the size of grapefruits.