balling-- biggest baller move you've ever done

[gamblore99]

Last year, was rich from playing go fish. Exams finish, me and 4 friends were going to a club to celebrate, but I wanted to stop by a friends house party first. Club was going to be packed and we knew we couldnt go to the house party if we wanted to get in. So I say I will take care of it, we go to house party, later we arrive at the club and as expected there is a ridiculous line. I go up to bouncer hand him 100 for us, and he lets us in.

Also, took mom and brother out for lobster dinner, and I also decided that I was going to pay for my university books (like 1000). My dad was like "how much are books?" And I am all "its taken care of".
Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood.