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Old 09-16-2005, 06:04 PM
bobman0330 bobman0330 is offline
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Default Biggest animal you\'d fight for money

Say a billionaire weirdo wants to see people fight animals for fun. He's offering you $50 million to enter a closed arena with a starving, mean animal of some sort. Three scenarios: a) you're unarmed; b) you have a baseball bat; c) you have a revolver with 3 bullets. What's the scariest animal you'd be willing to fight?

I debated making a poll, but it's too much work, and there might be some debate about the hierarchy. Here are some animals to get you thinking:
Cat
Dog
Horse (assume he wants to attack you for some reason)
Wolf
Lion
Reasonable-size bear
Tiger
Elephant
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:12 PM
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Uh what kind of dog?
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:42 PM
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Uh what kind of dog?

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The worse dogs you would want to be attacked by probably range from Mastiff (take your pick of variety), Wolf Hybrid, Argentian Dogo, Japaneese Tosa Inu, Rottweiler, large German Sheperd, Great Dane, to name a few.
Unless you were some sort of bear wrestler you would need a baseball bat or a knife at minimum to defend yourself against these.

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Old 09-17-2005, 10:21 AM
phil_ivey_fan phil_ivey_fan is offline
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Uh what kind of dog?

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The worse dogs you would want to be attacked by probably range from Mastiff (take your pick of variety), Wolf Hybrid, Argentian Dogo, Japaneese Tosa Inu, Rottweiler, large German Sheperd, Great Dane, to name a few.
Unless you were some sort of bear wrestler you would need a baseball bat or a knife at minimum to defend yourself against these.



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i'd fight that dog if I could use a weapon... my choice would be a screw driver lodged in the side of its head. that's what I'd like to do to our pledges right now who are cleaning our house blaring the house speakers and the game isnt for another 8 hours... GO JACKETS!! favored by 14 if I recall...but I'm not a gambling man HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:24 PM
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Default Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money

a)cat
dog (assuming hes not a crazy german sheperd or otherwise large, angry, starving and agressive)
b)cat
dog (any dog)
horse
wolf
c)
cat
dog
horse
wolf
elephant (are revolvers able to pierce an elephants skull? if not, count this one out)
(I left out lions, bears and tigers because they tend to be fairly quick, so even with 3 bullets, I might only get 1 shot)


The heirarchy is really messed up though, since size does not equal danger always.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:26 PM
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Default Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money

i would advise against fighting the elephant even with the revolver.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:43 PM
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A baseball bat would not do you any good against a horse.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:46 PM
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A baseball bat would not do you any good against a horse.

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I think it would. A clean blow to the head should be able to take out most animals horse size and smaller. If you think you can get that shot in though may be a different question.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:56 PM
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A baseball bat would not do you any good against a horse.

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I think it would. A clean blow to the head should be able to take out most animals horse size and smaller. If you think you can get that shot in though may be a different question.

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Agreed, a clean blow would take it out, but you'd be swinging at something above you that's moving. So yeah, we agree.
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:40 AM
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I think it would. A clean blow to the head should be able to take out most animals horse size and smaller. If you think you can get that shot in though may be a different question.

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Good luck getting a clean blow to the head when he's up on his hind legs kicking you to death.
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