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Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
Say a billionaire weirdo wants to see people fight animals for fun. He's offering you $50 million to enter a closed arena with a starving, mean animal of some sort. Three scenarios: a) you're unarmed; b) you have a baseball bat; c) you have a revolver with 3 bullets. What's the scariest animal you'd be willing to fight?
I debated making a poll, but it's too much work, and there might be some debate about the hierarchy. Here are some animals to get you thinking: Cat Dog Horse (assume he wants to attack you for some reason) Wolf Lion Reasonable-size bear Tiger Elephant |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
Uh what kind of dog?
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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Uh what kind of dog? [/ QUOTE ] The worse dogs you would want to be attacked by probably range from Mastiff (take your pick of variety), Wolf Hybrid, Argentian Dogo, Japaneese Tosa Inu, Rottweiler, large German Sheperd, Great Dane, to name a few. Unless you were some sort of bear wrestler you would need a baseball bat or a knife at minimum to defend yourself against these. |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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[ QUOTE ] Uh what kind of dog? [/ QUOTE ] The worse dogs you would want to be attacked by probably range from Mastiff (take your pick of variety), Wolf Hybrid, Argentian Dogo, Japaneese Tosa Inu, Rottweiler, large German Sheperd, Great Dane, to name a few. Unless you were some sort of bear wrestler you would need a baseball bat or a knife at minimum to defend yourself against these. [/ QUOTE ] i'd fight that dog if I could use a weapon... my choice would be a screw driver lodged in the side of its head. that's what I'd like to do to our pledges right now who are cleaning our house blaring the house speakers and the game isnt for another 8 hours... GO JACKETS!! favored by 14 if I recall...but I'm not a gambling man HAHAHAHAHA |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
a)cat
dog (assuming hes not a crazy german sheperd or otherwise large, angry, starving and agressive) b)cat dog (any dog) horse wolf c) cat dog horse wolf elephant (are revolvers able to pierce an elephants skull? if not, count this one out) (I left out lions, bears and tigers because they tend to be fairly quick, so even with 3 bullets, I might only get 1 shot) The heirarchy is really messed up though, since size does not equal danger always. |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
i would advise against fighting the elephant even with the revolver.
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
A baseball bat would not do you any good against a horse.
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A baseball bat would not do you any good against a horse. [/ QUOTE ] I think it would. A clean blow to the head should be able to take out most animals horse size and smaller. If you think you can get that shot in though may be a different question. |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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[ QUOTE ] A baseball bat would not do you any good against a horse. [/ QUOTE ] I think it would. A clean blow to the head should be able to take out most animals horse size and smaller. If you think you can get that shot in though may be a different question. [/ QUOTE ] Agreed, a clean blow would take it out, but you'd be swinging at something above you that's moving. So yeah, we agree. |
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Re: Biggest animal you\'d fight for money
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I think it would. A clean blow to the head should be able to take out most animals horse size and smaller. If you think you can get that shot in though may be a different question. [/ QUOTE ] Good luck getting a clean blow to the head when he's up on his hind legs kicking you to death. |
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