Reporters...

..that think they're impressing me by standing in the middle of a storm. Like I give a [censored] that your jacket's fluttering. I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!

[MyTurn2Raise]

Reporter-in-the-field:
It's extremely, extremely dangerous here. They have tried to evacuate everyone, but some people are opting to stay.

Studio Anchor:
Why would they do that? Don't they know how dangerous it is?

Reporter-in-the-field:
Hold on....the winds are gusting so much right now that I cannot here you.

[NoTalent]

I wish that a piece of debris or something would come along and hit one of them. Then it would be entertaining.

You didn't see many reporters in NO reporting on Katrina. The only reason they are there is because it was a Cat3 and decided to stay.