Why JBB is a terrible person

[Evan]

I got a text message a little while ago from JBB saying, "Call me stat." Jbb has a wide range of what consititutes such a message, he could be in jail or have found a new flavor potato chip.

Due to what I think is a Verizon problem it takes me a while to get a hold of him. I finally do and the story unfolds. Here's an abridged version:

-JBB goes out with some friends
-He drinks way too much
-His friends are leaving the bar to go to a club but JBB can't keep up because he has to go puke
-He runs around the corner and finds a nice alley with dumpsters, seems like the perfect solution
-He pukes and feels immediately better
-...until the ground starts to move

Our resident B&M mod, JBB, puked on a homeless person tonight. Like many of us would feel in that situation, he didn't know what to do, so he pretended he didn't see the guy and walked away. Not only did he walk away, but he called me to share his tales.

Anyone ever done anything similarly awful?

[TheBlueMonster]

um, wow. That's rather gross. Of course I imagine I'd do the same in that situation.
I don't think he's a terrible person, just a little too drunk.

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Our resident B&M mod, JBB, puked on a homeless person tonight.

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Thats funny and messed up at the same time, kind of like that whole movie called "Bum fights"

ahahaahaa! thats classic. Some kid in the dorm room down the hall beer bonged a fifth of bacardi o (yea, i know, sounds like a challenge for Crimson) 5 minutes later, threw up all over the kids bed. Instant humor.

[gunt]

well, if you're gonna puke on someone,it might as well be a homeless person..
they puke on themselves all day...
and [censored] themselves too

[Eurotrash]

how direct of a hit did the vomit score? this is amusing, but still rather shitty at the same time. the homeless guy has a hard enough life already even without a striped shirt/Banana Republic chino-clad yuppie leaving the Golden Tee machine to go puke on him


I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

[tonypaladino]

Anyone can puke on a bum.

Post once he gets a $5 blowjob from one.

[wacki]

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I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

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Couple of bucks? You are cheap bastard. This homeless man deserves a hot shower.

[tonypaladino]

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I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

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Couple of bucks? You are cheap bastard. This homeless man deserves a hot shower.

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So what, are you gonna take him home or spring $300 for a room at the W?

[BottlesOf]

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striped shirt/Banana Republic chino-clad yuppie leaving the Golden Tee machine to go puke on him

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Wow you nailed me....not at all.


I didn't puke on the homeless person, just in his vicinity. I certainly disrupted his sleep. I feel pretty bad about it.