Billy Baileys Troll Song

[mackthefork]

They say there is a fine line between genius and madness, I have no idea which side of the line this guy is on.

Beautiful Ladies (in honour of Chris de Burgh)

Beautiful Ladies In Danger,
Danger all round the world,
I will protect them,
Because I am Chris de Burgh.
Beautiful Ladies,
In Emergency Situations.

Beautiful Ladies are lovely,
But sometimes they don't take care,
They're too busy with their makeup,
Or combing their lovely hair,
To take basic safety precautions,

But I will protect them!
I will save the pretty ones,
With their smiles and their sparkling eyes!
(But let the ugly ones die!)

I have no place for them,
In my new world order.
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls!

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls!
Hunt them down there shall be no clemency!

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls!
Look under the bridges - that's where they hide!
That's where they hide.

And beauty,
Shall
be
my
bride.


Regards Mack