A palpable excitement

I attended a Democratic political rally today and there was a palpable excitement in the air. After almost six years of Republican screwups, many Democrats feel that America is ready to wrest power from the current tyrannical Republican regime and return it to the party that values all of America's citizens equally.

Rest easy, fellow board members. The current president is impotent, and with Democrats taking over Congress in 2006, America will once again get back on track and be a great country.