Would You Rather...?

[man]

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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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monkey, Would you rather bang the fat chick from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or have your face dipped in acid?

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what kind of acid? some can kill you. if it's just face disfigurement, I'd go with face disfigurement.

would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?

edit: I thought it said "be" the fat chick. nevermind.

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"would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?"


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[thatpfunk]

would you rather have a thumb for a penis or penises for thumbs?

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would you rather have a thumb for a penis or penises for thumbs?

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Thumb for a penis ... as long as it still works properly.

Would you rather lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell?

[diebitter]

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Would you rather lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell?

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They are pretty much the same thing, I doubt you could lose one and keep the other. It's sorta retarded asking to choose between essentially the same thing.

[rodney dangerfield]No offence![/rodney dangerfield]

Smell.


soooo... would you rather have a cup that's half full or a cup that's half empty?

[WackityWhiz]

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soooo... would you rather have a cup that's half full or a cup that's half empty?

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what's in the cup?

[diebitter]

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what's in the cup?

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1/2 Whackity
1/2 Whiz

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"would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?"


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Thats the most [censored] up kid I've ever heard about. wow.