The Best Chicken Joke Ever

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says"

"Well, I guess we finally got the answer to THAT question."

[housenuts]

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[dblgutshot]

heh, not bad

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You know how people say "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

[2+2 wannabe]

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in white:

<font color="white">the question is "which 'comes' first, the egg or the chicken"</font>

Enjoy!

[Brainwalter]

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You know how people say "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

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I still don't get it.

[housenuts]

ok i get it. it's mediocre. i thought the question was why did the chicken cross the road

[Boris]

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haha. funnier than the original joke.

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[astroglide]

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