Poker Joke

istewart · #1 10-31-2005, 02:56 PM

What happened to Hellmuth after Paul Darden knocked him out of the Main Event?

White: <font color="white"> He suffered from postDarden depression. </font>

#2 10-31-2005, 03:12 PM

I actually laughed because it was so bad.

EDIT: 1

istewart · #3 10-31-2005, 03:13 PM

This forum is going straight to hell.

transmitt · #4 10-31-2005, 03:41 PM

I winced.

Brock Landers · #5 10-31-2005, 03:42 PM

MAYBE the worst joke I have ever heard. DEFINITELY the worst poker joke I have ever heard.

Rasputin · #6 10-31-2005, 03:45 PM

I laughed, so I gave it a 2 but it really sucked.

But I haven't heard any better poker jokes.

Saddlepoint · #7 10-31-2005, 03:50 PM

I really feel like you guys don't get it. Allow me to explain.

The joke cleverly supplants the last name of poker pro Paul Darden for the term "partum" in "postpartum depression." Since, in the hypothetical scenario of the joke, Darden was the cause of the protagonist's misery, it follows that he (the protagonist) would suffer from "postDarden depression." Also, in order to understand the joke, you must understand that postpartum depression is a real condition that affects millions of women a year.

Those who are curious can read more about postpartum depression here.

#8 10-31-2005, 03:53 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I really feel like you guys don't get it. Allow me to explain.

The joke cleverly supplants the last name of poker pro Paul Darden for the term "partum" in "postpartum depression." Since, in the hypothetical scenario of the joke, Darden was the cause of the protagonist's misery, it follows that he (the protagonist) would suffer from "postDarden depression." Also, in order to understand the joke, you must understand that postpartum depression is a real condition that affects millions of women a year.

Those who are curious can read more about postpartum depression here.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lol, that was funnier than the original joke.

transmitt · #9 10-31-2005, 03:58 PM

I don't think Brooke Shields would like this joke Mr. Know it All.

#10 10-31-2005, 04:07 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I really feel like you guys don't get it. Allow me to explain.

The joke cleverly supplants the last name of poker pro Paul Darden for the term "partum" in "postpartum depression." Since, in the hypothetical scenario of the joke, Darden was the cause of the protagonist's misery, it follows that he (the protagonist) would suffer from "postDarden depression." Also, in order to understand the joke, you must understand that postpartum depression is a real condition that affects millions of women a year.

Those who are curious can read more about postpartum depression here.

[/ QUOTE ]

DUHHHHH. It just wasn't funny.

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