A Bot That Slow Plays Every Hand

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wouldn't it be easier to get a laptop and a wireless connection so you can play while you are on the toilet??

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this is what i have. in fact, i'm dropping a duece as i type this post.

tripdad

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I've often heard people claim to do this, but isn't it a little awkward to wipe? I need to know before I try it.

[Adde]

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I wouldn't be interested in it because I have no desire to be a big jerk. Could you write me a program that would autosend a really rude reply to any email I get too?

There are nine other players at the table, show a little consideration.

If you really don't want to miss any hands, sit out before you hit the blinds, then wait till you hit the blinds to jump back in. No problem.

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Judging by your stupid idea for a program and your name, it sounds like you have some kind of bathroom fetish. Maybe a different forum would be more appropriate for you.

They have something for that, it's actually not software, but hardware. I believe it's called a laptop.

[Newt_Buggs]

This would be very useful for SNG players. I'de be interested.

[haakee]

If you use a laptop you can play during toilet breaks.

What about a bot that fast plays every hand? That would be useful for other players so I can increase my winrate!!