Where should I live for the next few months?

[partygirluk]

Want to go somewhere from Mid December for 4 months. Gonna play poker, so need a good net connection.

Want

Nice weather
Nice, friendly people
Cheap to live in
Good food
Hot girls who like Westerners
Relatively safe for a foreigner
Beautiful scenery nearby, chance to go hiking, rafting etc.
etc.

I was planning on Chiang Mai, but I have been there before, and even though I think it is great I think I should try out a different kind of place. Perhaps South America, though I am open to anywhere, and could well go back to Chiang Mai if I don't fall in love with somewhere else.