Best Similies/Metaphors and other one-liners

[Landon_McFly]

Me and my friends always have little one-liners like when were leaving "I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball" or "I'm out like a boner in sweatpants".

Women eat this [censored] up. Whenever I'm at a party and say something like this girls are always like "you're so funny!"

Bottomline is I'm running out of material. Wondering what good ones you guys have.

My favs:

She could suck the bubblegum out of a blowpop

Sweatin like a homosexual eating a hotdog (Politcally Correct version)


Gimme what ya got! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]