Dear MrDavis2 you are the worst player alive!

[B Dids]

Party 3/6 table, I'm still pretty new. Bad weak passive named MrDavis2 limps in EP (amusingly I wondered when he sat down if this was 2p2s own Michael Davis, CLEARLY HEIS NOT), folded to me and I raise QQ on the button. SB folds and taggish BB 3-bets. MrDavis2 calls, I cap, and they both call.

Flop comes out A2x two spades.

BB bets, MrDavis2 calls, I raise, they both call.

Turn is a blank, checked to me, I bet, BB folds, MrDavis2 calls.

River is an 8. MrDavis2 checks and I check behind expecting the pot to slide his way 'cause the weak tight jackass has a damn ace.

It does.

BECAUSE HIS EIGHT [censored] DUECE JUST RIVERED TWO [censored] PAIR WHAT THE [censored] OH MY GOD HOW THE HELL DOES THIS FISH CALL THAT MANY BETS WITH THAT HAND HOLY [censored] I HATE HIM AND THEN HE RIVERED ME LIKE TWO HANDS LATER CALLING DOWN WITH NO PAIR NO REAL DRAW AND HIT A JACK TO BEAT MY PAIR OF TENS I HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU MRDAVIS2!!!!