What's the dumbest thing you have ever done that involves injury?

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What's the dumbest thing you have ever done that involves injury to yourself ?

I was playing pickup basketball at the gym friday, and my team was losing 4-10 (1st to 11). I decided that I was going to try and steal the ball from their center instead of just letting him score and getting the [censored] off the court. I slapped at the ball, not expecting it to come out, but it did, and it bounced down and back up, breaking my [censored] pinkie finger. This is a $1000 mistake. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

I know OOT can come up with something 2356x better though...