Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here!) - Page 5

Greg J · #41 10-05-2005, 06:34 PM

I have thought about getting more of these kinds of 2p2 books. You should have made a regular thread about this. This is mos def NOT no content.

I may well get this book.

Greg J · #42 10-05-2005, 06:37 PM

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Flop:2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]...

Some donk wins big pot with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

[/ QUOTE ]
Where I come from, cats get shot over sh*t like this.

MrWookie47 · #43 10-05-2005, 06:42 PM

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Flop:2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]...

Some donk wins big pot with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

[/ QUOTE ]
Where I come from, cats get shot over sh*t like this.

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The mod who laughs last...

VoraciousReader · #44 10-05-2005, 09:50 PM

I am currently doing two lines...er I mean tables...of Absolute 6-max...

I get to play so much more and positional raise and raise to isolate AND I've come out of my downswing and am up 25 BBs.

I can't go back to full-ring...and I only played 6 max for the second time ever today...

Edit: admittedly, it's too soon to tell if the downswing is really history...it's just nice to see the numbers move the other direction.

Aaron W. · #45 10-05-2005, 10:57 PM

Here's a clip from the Aaron W. vs Obliky HU Highlight reel:

Aaron W. $1.41, Obliky $0.59
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Hand #1

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

Turn: (4 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero folds.

Obliky flashes 22
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Hand #2

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls, BB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

River: (9 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Kh Jh (one pair, jacks).
Hero has 5h 9h (one pair, fives).
Outcome: BB wins 9 BB. 
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Hand #3

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

River: (7 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Ah (high card, ace).
Button has Js 9d (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 11 BB. 

Stupid me...
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Hand #4

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 2d 8d (one pair, twos).
Hero has 3d 4s (high card, queen).
Outcome: BB wins 3 BB. 
----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #5

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold.

Final Pot: 0.75 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins 0.75 BB. 
------------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #6

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB folds.

Final Pot: 4 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins 4 BB. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #7

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold.

Final Pot: 0.75 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins 0.75 BB. 
----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #8

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

River: (8 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Jh 5s (high card, queen).
Hero has 8s Ts (high card, queen).
Outcome: BB wins 8 BB. 
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Hand #9

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Button raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (2 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (2 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 6 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qc Js (two pair, queens and eights).
Button has Kh 6c (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: Button wins 6 BB. 
----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #10

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold.

Final Pot: 0.75 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. BB wins 0.75 BB. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #11

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises, 1 fold.

Final Pot: 1.75 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Button wins 1.75 BB. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #12

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold.

Final Pot: 0.75 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. BB wins 0.75 BB. 
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Hand #13

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (2 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Button wins 3 BB. 
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Hand #14

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (2 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

River: (6 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 6c 7d (straight, seven high).
Hero has 9c Ac (one pair, threes).
Outcome: BB wins 8 BB. 

Tilt? Still not sure...
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Hand #15

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Button raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 2.50 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Button wins 2.50 BB. 

Obliky flashes AQs.
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Aaron W. $0.35, Obliky $1.65 === $1.06 shift in 15 hands. Variance happens to everybody.

smonahan · #46 10-05-2005, 11:10 PM

Ugh. 2 nights in a row. Villain is the same person.

Last night:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
Villain calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, MP2 calls, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Villain raises, Hero 3-bets, MP2 folds, SB folds, BB caps, Villain calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (9 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, Villain calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Villain calls, Hero calls.

River: (18 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, Villain calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 21 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Kh 9h (one pair, aces).
Villain has Qd Jh (two pair, aces and queens).
Hero has Qs Ts (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Villain wins 21 BB. 

Then tonight:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Villain)/calls, 4 folds, CO raises, Button calls, Hero calls, 1 fold, Villain 3-bets, CO caps, Button calls, Hero calls, Villain calls.

Flop: (17 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, Villain raises, CO folds, Button 3-bets, Hero calls, Villain caps, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (14.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, Villain bets, Button calls, Hero calls.

River: (17.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, Villain bets, Button calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 20.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Villain has As Ad (two pair, aces and tens).
Button has 6s Ks (two pair, kings and tens).
Hero has Kd Qh (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Villain wins 20.50 BB.

1337 skills · #47 10-06-2005, 01:11 AM

This has absolutely no content.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
3 folds, MP1 calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 3 folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP1 bets, Hero raises, MP1 calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP1 bets, Hero raises, MP1 calls.

River: (8.75 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP1 bets, Hero raises, MP1 3-bets, Hero caps, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 16.75 BB

Results in white below: 
MP1 has Qd 9c (full house, queens full of nines).
Hero has Ks Qs (full house, queens full of eights).
Outcome: MP1 wins 16.75 BB.

Aaron W. · #48 10-06-2005, 01:42 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Aaron W. $1.41, Obliky $0.59
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Aaron W. $0.35, Obliky $1.65

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I'm surprised to find that part of me is still fuming a couple hours later. These HU matches have much more ego invested in them than I realized. Maybe when I wake up tomorrow morning, I'll have a fresh perspective.

#49 10-06-2005, 02:09 PM

From the I haven't won a showdown in the last 120 hands department.

Not sure about my river call here. pot is big though.

Paradise Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (11 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button folds.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

River: (11.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets, Hero calls, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below: 
CO has Qc As (one pair, aces).
Hero has Jc Jh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: CO wins 13.50 BB. 

same villain:

Paradise Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, BB caps, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (14.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero raises, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (10.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 calls.

River: (13.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero calls, BB folds.

Final Pot: 15.25 BB

Results in white below: 
MP1 has Ad Tc (straight, ace high).
Hero has Kc Ah (one pair, kings).
Outcome: MP1 wins 15.25 BB.

@bsolute_luck · #50 10-06-2005, 04:29 PM

sometimes you get so damn lucky that the other guy is so damn stupid:

1/2 10-handed
Hero is MP1 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

preflop: folded to Hero, Hero raises, folded to CO, CO cold calls, rest fold

flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero bets, CO calls

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero bets, CO calls

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero thinks no better hand is folding or worse hand calling bets anyways, CO calls

CO shows 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
Hero takes doofus's lunch money and his happy about it.